Bowflex Extreme
Tuesday, 15 February 2005 | 811 readers so far
Well, I want to look like the 50-year-old MILF on the Bowflex commercial so I’ve ordered a Bowflex Extreme. Expect regular entries here, including less than palatable before and after photos. I’m never going to have the attractive face of Bowflex Grandma (or the nice rack).
However, with the easy and convenient financing I should have the unit paid off by the time I’m 65. Always look for the silver lining.
1 March 7th, 2005 at 1:49 pm
Stan says:
Don’t do it! Looking like a 50 yo milf may get you lots of unwanted attention on our next camping trip.
2 March 7th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Trevor says:
Amended - I want to look good - like the 50-year-old MILF. I do not want to be the 50-year-old MILF’s clone.
3 March 10th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Alicia says:
Trust me… if you want to look like the Bowflex Grandma, it would only take 30,000.00 in plastic surgery. Don’t use her as a gauge. She’s a fake! Just like the bowflex commercials.
4 April 5th, 2005 at 12:39 pm
Trevor says:
Have you ever used a Bowflex, Alicia? I’m just curious…
I realize the commercials are “fake” but I think Bowflex grandma looks pretty good.