Happy Slap me bitch, I dare you
“Even though it might be quite painful (for the victim) and you obviously feel quite sorry for them because they’re injured or hurt or whatever and they’ve done nothing to deserve it, it’s still funny because it’s like seeing the sketch on TV,” he said.
This article describes a fun pasttime called Happy Slapping. Happy Slapping is a process whereby “game participants film each other on mobile phone while slapping strangers.”
I have a fun game I like to play too.
It’s called Friendly Beatdown.
If you initiate a Happy Slap incident in my vicinity or upon my person, I will respond with an appropriate and highly amusing Friendly Beatdown. I may even wrap up the good times being had with the ever popular Crotch Destroying Fast Feet Fellowship Dance. Everyone will be invited and I might even blog the video right here. Of course, you’ll need to sign a model release, but I’m sure I’ll be able to convince you that it’s in your best interests.
Kids today. What a gas! What a hoot! So fresh and full of vim and vigor. Always getting into something or another. Have a Happy Slappy day, kids.
Make an appointment to Happy Slap me and receive your free Friendly Beatdown.