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Jennifer Wilbanks is a brat

Posted by Trevor in under other on May 2nd, 2005 | View Comments |

After being questioned by the FBI, Wilbanks confessed that she had not been abducted. They say she instead had cold feet about her wedding and left Georgia on a bus to Las Vegas.

Yes, Jennifer Wilbanks is a spoiled piece of crap. If you reach the age of 32, and your best solution to pre-wedding jitters is to run away, then claim your were abducted, you are a mental basket case.

Jennifer Wilbanks needs to grow up. I don’t necessarily think she needs criminal charges, but a spanking probably wouldn’t hurt. Her family hasn’t impressed me much either. They are being way to supportive of Jennifer – flying your daughter back first class from one of her dumbest acts is not sending her a message that I would want to send. People have had a variety of reactions to this little prissy chick’s brain spasm. My general thought is that she needs to make a few appearances on the talk circuit and apologize. It would also be nice if she took some phone calls from some of the people who wasted their time looking for her and let them give share exactly how they feel.

On the other hand, we Americans have a tendency to whine and demand restitution when nothing is owed us. This morning I was listening to XM radio on the way in to work, and they were quoting some bumblefuck who had nothing at all to do with Jennifer Wilbanks, the search, the family, the wedding party or anything. This voyeur was all pissed off because Jennifer put her through mental anguish by faking her own abduction. Hey lady, quit watching the news if you can’t handle people being people. Why does the media always play back sound bites from the dumbest people in our society? For once, I’d like to hear the reasonable, intelligent side of the story. Make Jennifer Wilbanks do a couple hundred hours of community service and let her get on with her life so maybe, one day, she’ll have an epiphany and grow the fuck up.

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Trevor

I'm not sure that sex sites bring me the kind of traffic that I want, Sgt. Scott-Singley. The most lucid comment I've received thus far from a visitor drawn here by a sex site was "fuck."

I like more detailed feedback than that.

I'll be adding your blog to my links list today, by the way. Stay safe over there, I'm getting ready to trade places with you, more likely than not.
Zachary Scott-Singley

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Sgt Zachary Scott-Singley