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More proof that lawyers are evil
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May 18th, 2005 |
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The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face, Jue said. The lawyer was treated for several cuts.
Birds in Texas understand that lawyers are ruining our country. At least that’s how I see it.
OK, seriously, a grackle isn’t that big. Take a self-defense class and learn the lizard fighting style. Everyone knows that’s the best one for counterattacking grackles.
Or, you could move to Dallas, where the grackles are more laid back. Another alternative location is Pakistan, where the grackles only attack people who disrespect the Quran.
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