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New shirt with authentic bullet holes only $100

Bullet Hole ShirtsSome guys have come up with an idea – shoot shirts full of holes and then sell them at ridiculous prices. I have an idea. I’m going to do the same thing and sell mine for half the price with twice the authenticity. You see, I am an actual veteran of war. Yeah. That’s the ticket. And you thought parachute pants were overpriced. It’s all about the street cred.

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  • According to the web site, these guys have only four shirts, not four different sizes or types of shirt, but four shirts, for sale. So they're only going to make 400 bucks less the costs of the four shirts, mannequins, ammo, beer, and their time. They'll be on food stamps next week. You might do better to fill an old refrigerator with cans of paint in various colors, shoot it full of holes, and then sell it to some art gallery in New York.
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