Thirteen-year-old Alisha Dean is a dirty, rotten little troublemaker.

Look at the picture. She certainly looks older than 13 to me. It appears that Alisha Dean gets to lie without consequences while the two men she seduced will be spending jail time.

Alisha’s Myspace profile changes faster than Hillary Clinton’s stance on gun control during an election cycle. The tired old adage that ignorance of the law is no excuse really gets my goat. Are these men supposed to get sworn affidavits of age and have three witnesses corroborate a female’s age before they get busy?

This little lying girl is clearly a part, if not the major reason for the legal issues of the two adult males she misrepresented herself to. If she wants to lie about her age and who she is then perhaps she deserves to be barefoot and pregnant in a trailer park somewhere. Her father, who is clearly not doing a good job of parenting, should be ashamed of himself for pressing charges. Perhaps it is he who should be in prison for failing to be responsible for the child he produced.

My advice to Alisha - keep your legs closed for a few years and don’t open your mouth until you learn to tell the truth. My advice to young men who live around Alisha’s home town of “Redd Bone” Florida - watch out for a lying young slut. Card everyone! And for God’s sake, someone needs to get the dad snipped so he can’t produce anymore little liars he won’t be able to properly raise.

In any situation such as this, it is unfortunate that reason, logic and responsible lifestyles were probably not a part of the local environment of any of the participants from day one. That is the root of the problem. I doubt either Alisha or her bedmates were raised to value education. I doubt any of them cracked a book this year. Most likely they were all taught that booty calls and big shiny rims are the only things that matter in life. The public education system failed them. Their parents failed them. The legal system failed them. Ultimately they failed themselves.

The culture of self-destruction marches on and for the next 15 minutes it will have a new standard bearer named Alisha Dean. I wonder how long it will be before she seduces her next horny victim?

I’m glad the media is at least acknowledging that Hillary has honesty problems (and that is a nice way of putting it.)

In the waning days of the Democratic presidential nominating contest, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) finds herself battling two opponents: Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.), and her own words.

The truth about Hillary is that she can’t remember the truth. This happens to anyone who makes a habit of lying by exaggerating the facts, twisting the truth and bending reality to suit his or her dreams of how things ought to be.

A person who cannot keep track of the truth or be bothered with facts should not be considered as a potential leader for 300 million people. That doesn’t mean such people have not been in charge in the past, or that such people will not lead us in the future.

All I mean to say is that I will never ever follow such a person. I might tolerate him or her but I will not honor, respect or pay homage to an individual for whom lying is a way of life. We all lie. We all have secrets. No of us is completely honest 100% of the time (at least not the successful people among us.) I have no problem discussing that rationally.

On the other hand, when a person lies so much that it becomes publicly obvious the person is habitually bending or misrepresenting the truth and cannot keep straight the lines between reality and made up stories, well that person loses credibility. Hillary Rodham Clinton lost her last shred of credibility years ago, while her husband Blowjob Bill was still the liar in chief. Now she wants to become the next liar in chief? I think not.

Barack Obama may also be a habitual liar. Most politicians have to be to survive in our current political landscape. He has not yet proved himself to be the disappointment I think he can be though. Perhaps America will give him that chance. In fact, I’d almost be disppointed if she didn’t. On a ship of fools, the captain might as well be another fool. When the wind in your sails consists primarily of empty promises Obama is as good a choice for Democratic nominee as any other and maybe a slightly better choice than Hillary because more people can still share the Democratic dream of making the world a better place by stealing from the rich and giving to the poor without fully understanding the long term consequences of such a policy.

Meanwhile:

In a March poll by Gallup, only 44 percent of respondents agreed with the statement that she “is honest and trustworthy,” compared with 63 percent who said that about Obama and 67 percent said it about the Republican nominee-to-be, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.).

If only 44 percent of respondents think Hillary is trustworthy why is she still a U.S. Senator? Take that question a step further. Only 3% of Americans fully trust Congress. Why the hell are we still putting up with them then? Our system is clearly broken. The next question should be, what can we do to fix it?

Electing Obama or McCain can’t be the answer, since both of them come from the same august body of career liars as Hillary Rodham Clinton.