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team-tard

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The military makes us wear a reflective belt so we won’t get run over by cars. It’s required from dusk until dawn if you want to move about outside. We supplemented our special belt with extra special headbands, increasing our safety margin by 30%.

If you look carefully, you’ll see I’m also wearing a high-tech disco light that protects me from enemies at night. OK, not really. The disco light is actually a response to another soldier in our unit who gets up at 0300 and walks around with a little red light shining off his forehead. This wakes me up, so I’m responding with a disco light attack.

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