The top two search results - hot sex & non-strike anywhere matches

People these days are finding me while seeking out hot sex and non-strike anywhere matches. Enjoy the links people. I’ve quality checked them both.

Don’t ask me why handbag.com is offering sex tips. I guess there’s nothing to get you in the mood like a faux leather handbag in hot pink. And please don’t tell me that non-strike anywhere matches are making my air commuting experience any safer, because I’m likely to punch you right in your face.

I threw in this link on How to Survive a Commercial Airplane Hijacking. Couldn’t find any tips for surviving a private airplace hijacking. Apparently, private planes are better defended and we don’t need a guide.

In other news, Bowflex Grandma has dropped to a distant third on the list of ways people find this blog. I’m still planning on blogging my Bowflex experience, but will probably have to wait a year now since I’m scheduled to be in Iraq.

Yours in freedom and minarchy,

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2 Responses to “The top two search results - hot sex & non-strike anywhere matches”




  1. MsEntropy says:

    How the hell do you find out this stuff? I’m always curious to see where I pop up…

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  2. Trevor says:

    weblogexpert.comMs. Entropy - you need to have a blog host that lets you view your blog stats using a weblog analyzer.

    Let me know if you want more info. I’m full of mostly usless ubernerd trivia.

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