Tips for displaying your breasts properly in the office
Wednesday, 30 May 2007 | 829 readers so far
In case you have been agonizing over how best to display your breasts in the workplace, here is an article for you, and a quote from the ubiquitous "expert."
"A recent study showed men photos of women in a workplace with large breasts showing cleavage, medium breasts and small breasts. When asked about who looked most professional and personable, the men chose the women with medium-sized breasts," she (the ubiquitous expert) said.
I guess this is what people are interested in when they get tired of American Idol trivia. There is nothing in the article about how men should package their package. I suppose we need to evolve more as a society before we can have newspaper articles about how best to do that.
1 May 30th, 2007 at 9:17 am
The Truth Laid Bear says:
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2 May 31st, 2007 at 8:21 am
kitanis says:
I know a off base establishment that has a young lady working in it that is.. well she is Georgeous.
But in the Breast department, she is only moderately endowed. But she insists on wearing T-shirts with phrases like, “My head is three inches higher”, “Stop looking at my ****”. Her boss thinks it hilarious.. but after reading this article, I wonder.
Her philosphy is simple, people are people and she makes light of it all the time. She is lucky that her employer allows her the freedom to do it.
3 May 31st, 2007 at 10:52 am
Fiona says:
You know, I personally don’t think massive cleavage has a place in the office. Discreet boobies are cool. But like your picture? No way
I want people speaking to my face, not my chest.
(And no, no boobie envy here either)
4 May 31st, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Trevor says:
Those boobies are ridiculous Fiona! And way, way overdisplayed. They would distract any man who saw them due to the biological fascination we are hard-wired with. They’re tacky, but so is an article explaining how best to display your tatas. Do women really need guidance? If there is a segment of the female population that needs boob display advice, will they read the article? Most likely they’re too busy hanging out in a bar waiting to be picked up. At least that is my best guess.