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Tips for displaying your breasts properly in the office

Posted by Trevor in under other on May 30th, 2007 | View Comments |

Breasts must be displayed properly in the office In case you have been agonizing over how best to display your breasts in the workplace, here is an article for you, and a quote from the ubiquitous "expert."

"A recent study showed men photos of women in a workplace with large breasts showing cleavage, medium breasts and small breasts. When asked about who looked most professional and personable, the men chose the women with medium-sized breasts," she (the ubiquitous expert) said.

I guess this is what people are interested in when they get tired of American Idol trivia. There is nothing in the article about how men should package their package. I suppose we need to evolve more as a society before we can have newspaper articles about how best to do that.

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Michael

Wear a translucent costume, with light colours.
Trevor

Those boobies are ridiculous Fiona! And way, way overdisplayed. They would distract any man who saw them due to the biological fascination we are hard-wired with. They're tacky, but so is an article explaining how best to display your tatas. Do women really need guidance? If there is a segment of the female population that needs boob display advice, will they read the article? Most likely they're too busy hanging out in a bar waiting to be picked up. At least that is my best guess.
Fiona

You know, I personally don't think massive cleavage has a place in the office. Discreet boobies are cool. But like your picture? No way :o

I want people speaking to my face, not my chest.

(And no, no boobie envy here either)
kitanis

I know a off base establishment that has a young lady working in it that is.. well she is Georgeous.

But in the Breast department, she is only moderately endowed. But she insists on wearing T-shirts with phrases like, "My head is three inches higher", "Stop looking at my ****". Her boss thinks it hilarious.. but after reading this article, I wonder.

Her philosphy is simple, people are people and she makes light of it all the time. She is lucky that her employer allows her the freedom to do it.